TERMS OF USE
Last Updated: March 2, 2026
1. THE AGREEMENT
By accessing chrisdoeswhat.com (the “Site”), you are entering a legally binding agreement with Ho Maid Chef®. If you do not agree to every word of these terms, disconnect immediately. Your continued use of this site constitutes absolute acceptance of these terms and any future modifications we post.
2. SHIPPING & RETURNS (THE FINE PRINT)
We are a small operation; we don’t do “buyer’s remorse.”
- Damaged/Defective Items: You have 2 weeks from receipt to submit a claim via our Contact Page.
- Lost in Transit: Claims must be submitted within 2 weeks of the estimated delivery date.
- Shipping Errors: If you provide a bad address or fail to claim a package, you pay for the reshipment.
- “Porch Pirates”: Doorstep theft is a reality (roughly 25% of Americans report stolen packages). If tracking says it was delivered, our job is done. We do not cover the cost of reshipping orders stolen after delivery.
- EU Consumers: Per Article 16(c) of Directive 2011/83/EU, personalized or specific goods are exempt from the right of withdrawal. Returns are at our sole discretion.
3. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
Everything on this site—code, databases, video, text, and the Ho Maid Chef® trademark—is ours.
- The Rule: You get a limited license to view and print content for personal, non-commercial use only. You are strictly prohibited from scraping, reproducing, or selling our content without express written permission.
4. PROHIBITED CONDUCT
Don’t be a nuisance. You agree not to:
- Use bots, spiders, or scrapers to harvest data.
- Circumvent security features or hack the site.
- Harass our team or other users.
- Use the site for unauthorized commercial purposes or “spamming.”
- Upload viruses, Trojan horses, or malicious code.
5. USER CONTRIBUTIONS & REVIEWS
If you post comments or reviews, you grant us an irrevocable, worldwide, perpetual license to use that content for any purpose.
- Ownership: You keep the rights to your words, but we have the right to edit, move, or delete them at our discretion.
- Review Standards: Reviews must be based on firsthand experience. No hate speech, no discriminatory language, and no shills for competitors.
6. SITE MANAGEMENT & TERMINATION
We reserve the right to monitor the site and take legal action against anyone violating these terms. We can terminate your account or block your IP address at any time, for any reason, without warning.
7. GOVERNING LAW & DISPUTES
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Florida.
- Mandatory Arbitration: If we have a dispute, we will attempt informal negotiations for 30 days. If that fails, we go to binding arbitration via the American Arbitration Association (AAA) in Florida. You waive your right to a jury trial or class-action lawsuit.
8. DISCLAIMER & LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
THE SITE IS PROVIDED “AS-IS.” We disclaim all warranties. We are not liable for:
- Errors or inaccuracies in content.
- Personal injury or property damage resulting from your use of the site.
- Unauthorized access to our servers.
- Bugs or viruses transmitted by third parties.
- Liability Cap: In no event will our team be liable for direct or indirect damages (lost profits, data loss) arising from your use of the site.
9. ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATIONS
By using the site, you consent to receive electronic communications. You agree that electronic signatures and records satisfy all legal requirements for “written” documentation.
CONTACT US
For complaints or info: https://chrisdoeswhat.com/contact-us/